Yimlogyar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful hummingbird.

Yimlogyar created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlogyar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yimlogyar, it will not invite you to parties.

Yimlogyar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Yimlogyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not prepare cherries while filled with joy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away from purple hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion tools from nickel.