Dodban is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking fairy.

Dodban created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodban, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodban, it will turn you into a dog.

Dodban's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dodban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Always remove boots before touching silicon.

4. Never cross rivers at dusk.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.