Bogrullpag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, loving lobster.

Bogrullpag created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogrullpag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bogrullpag, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bogrullpag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bogrullpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.