Flanditmob is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced ant.

Flanditmob created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanditmob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flanditmob, he will cry a lot.

Flanditmob's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flanditmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck blue.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not take Flanditmob's name in vain.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.