Afdotmob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic pigeon.

Afdotmob created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afdotmob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Afdotmob, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Afdotmob's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Afdotmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near capybaras while wearing green coats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your arms.

2. Never adorn your hands with yellow markings.

3. Never gather three geese in one place.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not commit murder.