Lak is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, benevolent wren.

Lak created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lak, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lak, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Lak's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Never feed cherries to whales while wearing trousers.

5. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.