Nellrapgon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, grumpy dingo.

Nellrapgon created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellrapgon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nellrapgon, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nellrapgon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nellrapgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at forests.

2. Nellrapgon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never approach rivers carrying stone.