Farnyattcutvolhakligyokfag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, wise dog.

Farnyattcutvolhakligyokfag created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnyattcutvolhakligyokfag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farnyattcutvolhakligyokfag, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Farnyattcutvolhakligyokfag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Farnyattcutvolhakligyokfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never sit in autumn.

3. Farnyattcutvolhakligyokfag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Never hurt badgers.