Sagkapsterbim Rilligwab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, happy tapir.

Sagkapsterbim Rilligwab created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sagkapsterbim Rilligwab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sagkapsterbim Rilligwab, he will manifest in front of you.

Sagkapsterbim Rilligwab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sagkapsterbim Rilligwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never sit in spring.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never speak aloud of names.