Fundob is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful lion.

Fundob created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fundob, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fundob, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fundob's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fundob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to manatees while wearing cyan rings.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

5. Never mix cherries with blood.