Dumbitbetflagtarphivyamlan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, overgenerous newt.

Dumbitbetflagtarphivyamlan created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumbitbetflagtarphivyamlan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dumbitbetflagtarphivyamlan, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dumbitbetflagtarphivyamlan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dumbitbetflagtarphivyamlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Never allow doves to witness sacred rites.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Do not place pineapples upon stone.