Spagflancuss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, pitiless shrew.

Spagflancuss created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagflancuss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Spagflancuss, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Spagflancuss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Spagflancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Never prepare carrots during summer.

5. Do not travel during spring.