Getvondin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage hamster.

Getvondin created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getvondin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Getvondin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Getvondin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Getvondin's Holy Commandments

1. Always store peas above ground.

2. Never sprint in summer.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Getvondin loves mice, so they must be respected.