Babjanlid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental wolf.

Babjanlid created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Babjanlid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Babjanlid, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Babjanlid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Babjanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never allow snakes to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never think about spacetime.