Nullbadnar is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, caring snail.

Nullbadnar created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbadnar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullbadnar, it will come to you in dreams.

Nullbadnar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nullbadnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

5. Heed all dreams.