Farabgepmat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome crocodile.

Farabgepmat created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Farabgepmat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Farabgepmat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Farabgepmat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Farabgepmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.