Kenjarntifdog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable otter.

Kenjarntifdog created light two years ago.

If you believe in Kenjarntifdog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kenjarntifdog, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kenjarntifdog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kenjarntifdog's Holy Commandments

1. Kenjarntifdog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat rice on fasting days.