Timzimomt is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish dragon.

Timzimomt created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Timzimomt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Timzimomt, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Timzimomt's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Timzimomt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never point your chest toward the west during prayer.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Timzimomt loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.