Zenbisslip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, two-faced wren.

Zenbisslip created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbisslip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zenbisslip, she will cry a lot.

Zenbisslip's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zenbisslip's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow mice to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not keep eight snails in a large pit.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not take Zenbisslip's name in vain.