Dimwipced is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent spider.

Dimwipced created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimwipced, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimwipced, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dimwipced's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dimwipced's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing cyan tights and balancing five carbon spheres on your hands.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.