Pidbapcud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome gnu.

Pidbapcud created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidbapcud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pidbapcud, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pidbapcud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pidbapcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Run away if four rats approach from the east.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Do not stand on grass.