Pagjadbat Niltomzim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sage bird.

Pagjadbat Niltomzim created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagjadbat Niltomzim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pagjadbat Niltomzim, it will be very sad.

Pagjadbat Niltomzim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pagjadbat Niltomzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never stain your legs with orange.

3. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the south.

4. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

5. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.