Biffodkimbettagvanwipsand is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid goose.

Biffodkimbettagvanwipsand created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Biffodkimbettagvanwipsand, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Biffodkimbettagvanwipsand, it will think nothing of it.

Biffodkimbettagvanwipsand's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Biffodkimbettagvanwipsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare gooseberries during autumn.

2. Never mix peas with blood.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.