Rap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, proud tapir.

Rap created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rap, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

3. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Rap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.