Tin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able swan.

Tin created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tin, he will turn you into a slug.

Tin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tin's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not laugh at forests.