Vonksafflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, wise dingo.

Vonksafflat created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vonksafflat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonksafflat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vonksafflat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vonksafflat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vonksafflat.

2. Run away if eight dogs approach from the west.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never mention grasshopers.