Konortveg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental dragonfly.

Konortveg created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konortveg, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Konortveg, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Konortveg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Konortveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

2. Never feed tomatoes to tapirs while wearing scarves.

3. Never feed garlic to aardvarks while wearing yellow coats.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Never go into pink rooms.