Jipsugnig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent human.

Jipsugnig created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipsugnig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jipsugnig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jipsugnig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jipsugnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow bats to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never talk about spacetime near otters while wearing yellow kilts and balancing six carbon spheres on your back.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.