Milmidtif is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, charitable walrus.

Milmidtif created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milmidtif, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Milmidtif, it will turn you into a dog.

Milmidtif's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Milmidtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Never sit in the presence of sheep.