Cutsisrul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind mongoose.

Cutsisrul created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Cutsisrul, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cutsisrul, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cutsisrul's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cutsisrul's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six mice approach from the north.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cutsisrul.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wash your legs before prayer.