Busnarlxenapp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain jaguar.

Busnarlxenapp created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busnarlxenapp, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busnarlxenapp, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Busnarlxenapp's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Busnarlxenapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during summer.

2. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with anger.

3. Hide from green aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.