Pasrawmif Zenkargam Habkablik is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing monkey.

Pasrawmif Zenkargam Habkablik created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasrawmif Zenkargam Habkablik, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pasrawmif Zenkargam Habkablik, she will laugh at you.

Pasrawmif Zenkargam Habkablik's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Pasrawmif Zenkargam Habkablik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

3. Do not fashion tools from silver.

4. Do not name children after doves.

5. Never paint your back fawn.