Megomtmonvoltarglantamben Wipfonsigdin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid scorpion.

Megomtmonvoltarglantamben Wipfonsigdin created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Megomtmonvoltarglantamben Wipfonsigdin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Megomtmonvoltarglantamben Wipfonsigdin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Megomtmonvoltarglantamben Wipfonsigdin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Megomtmonvoltarglantamben Wipfonsigdin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never wear brown dresses on sacred days.

4. Never eat pineapples on holy days.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megomtmonvoltarglantamben Wipfonsigdin.