Lakflowsat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fussy mouse.

Lakflowsat created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakflowsat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lakflowsat, it will send you a sign.

Lakflowsat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Lakflowsat's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never hop near bats.

5. Never wear fawn hats on sacred days.