Stigfodbess is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish hyena.

Stigfodbess created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigfodbess, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stigfodbess, she will manifest in front of you.

Stigfodbess' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Stigfodbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing children.

2. Never remain standing at midnight.

3. Put Stigfodbess first in all things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Never eat pineapples on fasting days.