Stigfodbess is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish
hyena.
Stigfodbess created everything that exists three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stigfodbess, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Stigfodbess, she will manifest in front of you.
Stigfodbess' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Stigfodbess' Holy Commandments1. Always act with humility when addressing children.
2. Never remain standing at midnight.
3. Put Stigfodbess first in all things.
4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.
5. Never eat pineapples on fasting days.