Gundib is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, uncaring cat.

Gundib created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gundib, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gundib, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gundib's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gundib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never hop in the presence of elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.