Dunladstig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, emotional bee.

Dunladstig created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunladstig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dunladstig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dunladstig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dunladstig's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Worship no other gods but Dunladstig.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Dunladstig in the centre of the settlement.