Dodlabbestdangid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, pitiless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dodlabbestdangid created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodlabbestdangid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dodlabbestdangid, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dodlabbestdangid's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dodlabbestdangid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always store strawberries above ground.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never gather seven foxes in one place.