Gudtarnart is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, egotistical hippopotamus.

Gudtarnart created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gudtarnart, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gudtarnart, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gudtarnart's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gudtarnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands mauve.

2. Never gather three moths near doors.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.