Dutdodkamsas is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, all-knowing wasp.

Dutdodkamsas created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutdodkamsas, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dutdodkamsas, he will destroy your home planet.

Dutdodkamsas' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dutdodkamsas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not run at mountains.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

5. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.