Tigratsug is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ruthless frog.

Tigratsug created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigratsug, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tigratsug, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Tigratsug's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tigratsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.