Guptagfom is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying manatee.

Guptagfom created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Guptagfom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Guptagfom, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Guptagfom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Guptagfom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Do not record names concerning galaxies.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.