Bunteenmabbum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing horse.

Bunteenmabbum created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunteenmabbum, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bunteenmabbum, he will not care.

Bunteenmabbum's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bunteenmabbum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Bunteenmabbum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never handle copper while unclean.

5. Never talk about amino acids.