Biglibxem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic porpoise.

Biglibxem created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biglibxem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Biglibxem, she will turn you into a duck.

Biglibxem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Biglibxem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Biglibxem.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.