Padbatarf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, moody ferret.

Padbatarf created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Padbatarf, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Padbatarf, she will turn you into a mole.

Padbatarf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Padbatarf's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never curse while facing west.

3. Never allow bats to witness sacred rites.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Padbatarf in the centre of the settlement.