Dubartwod is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dubartwod created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubartwod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dubartwod, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dubartwod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dubartwod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red mites for they are unholy.

2. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.

3. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.