Larghakyogdidyakjap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident beaver.

Larghakyogdidyakjap created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Larghakyogdidyakjap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larghakyogdidyakjap, it will try to impress you with trees.

Larghakyogdidyakjap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Larghakyogdidyakjap's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never wear violet shorts.

5. Always act with humility when addressing elders.