Mitlarncid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, almighty centaur.

Mitlarncid created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Mitlarncid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mitlarncid, she will turn you into a rock.

Mitlarncid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mitlarncid's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Do not drink alcohol.