Bamfebmon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, conceited crow.

Bamfebmon created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfebmon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bamfebmon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bamfebmon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bamfebmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Do not place aubergines upon stone.