Cipbap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful skunk.

Cipbap created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipbap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cipbap, she will make you grow a tail.

Cipbap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cipbap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Cipbap loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never feed aubergines to capybaras while wearing indigo stockings.

5. Do not skip in public.